Don't ever lay a hat on a bed, it's bad luck
Ok - so I raced home from work to see America's Next Top Model. Ebony got kicked off for being greasy. She kept lubing herself up - to the point that the doorknobs were greasy. If I were her, before I left the house I woulda put lotion all over those door knobs. HA.

I think my head is growing. Already I have a giant head, so this news is horrible. I put on an old summer hat of mine and it was a bit tight. Goddam. Having a big head sucks, seriously. But one good thing is - hats look GREAT on me. All you small headed peeps shouldn't wear hats - you look retarded. People with big heads can wear hats well, it just accentuates better.

Oh well, guess I have to go hat shopping to replace my old ones...