I gots the bad englishes (part deux)
God I hate bad spelling. I can understand a hasty email or two, but jesus - if you OWN a f*ing store - proofread that sh*t before you send it out and get a sign made!

Down the street the gas station put up a new sign:

Fresh - Hot - Toasty - BAGLES

Hello - it's not like eagles, it's bagels...bagels!! Everytime we drive by I have to scream the word BAGLES to Kyle just to let him know how irritated I am.

As if that isn't bad enough, if you go the other direction down the street, there is a Chinese Restaurant with a sign:

Under New Managerment

What the hell is that? Manager, management, manager, management, there is no inbetween!
You know the sign maker is looking at their proof going:

"Ha. Spellcheck. Fucking dumbass."

Ugh I need to lie down.