“When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer’s always the same, to me, they’re not mutually exclusive.”
Well the day has finally come....I can no longer wear heels to work. My legs are just too tired nowadays. We have metal stairs at work and it's brutally exhausting for me to go up and down on them about 50 times a day. So sad. This is just one of the many downsides of pregnancy. I'm not really a tennis shoes kinda gal, but now I may have to be.
So in the past week we have hired 10 men, yes all men. And in our office we don't have separate bathrooms, we have single handicap stall unisex bathrooms. Explain to me how we have a handicap bathroom on the second floor of a building with no elevator - only stairs? Anyway, point is - with this new influx of men - the amount of POOPING in the bathroom is beyond control. It's as if men wait to come to work JUST to take a dump. It may be a generalization to say that women don't do such things unless in desperate situations, but how else can you explain the recent rash of streaks in ALL toilets? Yes I try to go to a different one to escape - but to no avail. As a pregnant women, I need to pee - a lot.
More problems at work, the guy who sits behind me - his cell phone keeps ringing -- LOUDLY. and when there's a voice message it beeps -- LOUDLY. I want to kick his fucking ass but he is no where to be found. Maybe he's in the bathroom...