Food for thought
I just sit and watch the Food Network for 10 hours a day.
1. Rachel Ray is a moron. No one can be that UP and not be doing drugs.
2. Mario Batali is really the body double for Austin Power's FAT BASTARD.
3. No one needs to see Emeril on tv for more than an hour a day. His constant screaming of "KICK IT UP A NOTCH" is so irritating - and now the fool is doing Crest commercials.
4. Alton Brown never gets old. He is always informative and entertaining.
4. Oh my god. When my birthday comes...I want this cake.