Ma Mere
When I was a kid and my mom made a dumb mistake, say, dropping something on the floor, she'd always say to herself, "Alice, you idiot!" It was so ingrained in my brain that when I made a mistake myself, I'd still say "Alice you idiot." haha My mom thinks this is hilarious.

So tonight I started making blueberry muffins for breaskfast for this week. I was halfway done when I realized I needed an egg, and of course, I had no eggs. Dammit! So I had to run out to the store at 9:30pm.

Alice, you idiot.