Band on the run
My kid keeps crying. Hello, he's tired, just go to sleep and shut it. Ha. I guess that makes me a "heartless wench."

That's the name of my new band. Heartless Wench. Sometimes when I read things, certain phrases stick in my head, and I think to myself, if I had a band, that's what I would name it. Usually something obscure. For instance I was just emailing Figgy about how much I hate the show Friends. After all these years it's just a load of crap. And the biggest load of crap on that show is Ross. I hate Ross. My new band name.

Others include - Ouch, my Nutsack, Font lover, and Cheese equals barf. I should add a column on the side for all of the ones I think up - I pretty much think up new ones everyday...

Try it, before you know it you'll randomly be thinking to yourself, "That's the name of my new band...."