I can't drive 55
The gas prices in Los Angeles are outrageous. They say that by July the price will be up to $3 a gallon. It's horrible. So today I go to Costco to fill up and the lines are ridiculous. Every line has 5 cars and they are all SUV's so you know it will take forever. I finally get up to my pump, and hello, I have a flat tire. I'm not just talking a leak, I mean I was riding my rims. All the other tires looked a bit had it, too. How this happened I'll never know.

Luckily the Costco Tire Center is about 50 feet away, so I am driving as carefully and slowly as I can, but it being a Saturday at Costco - there is no parking. So I circle again. As I drive in front of the tire center this random guy points at my car and yells, "Hey lady you've got a flat tire!"

Ok. What the f*ck. Am I a moron? I'm driving into the tire center you idiot. Why do people point out the obvious? Next time I go to Starbucks I'm gonna ask, "Hey do you sell coffee?" Ugh.

Then as I am being driven home by my brother, we come to a stop and I look over, and there is a pet cremation center, next door to a meat market. Now I'm not sure, but something about that sounds very fishy....