I like to a soak the cork - what year was that?
Good morning cork soakers... I am up late this morning cause last night I was watching tons and tons of Tivo. Trying to get rid of the cache I'd stored up for a while.

I watched SNL, the Sopranos, then Deadwood. Good lord. They said "cocksucker" 8 times during that show. I counted. I don't believe the old west used that term so liberally. I did TONS of reasearch on the town of Deadwood for work last year. And I find it so odd the way they've intertwined these actual historical figures. There was an article in the Times about the show and even the creator said he doesn't fully recount history cause "actual history is boring." Nice. The kids of today will learn all they know from tv, they might as well be a little bit accurate.

Then I watched the Nick and Jessica Comedy Hour. Uh - Kitt the talking Car? Whatever. I know the whole show was bad, but damn, the worst part of Jewel's TEEF. Fo' real that snaggletooth needs dentures. I also thought poor Kenny Rogers looked bad, how sad! Kyle said it's casue of all the chicken he's eaten, ha ha! But I told him, chicken doesnt do that to your face. He's old.

I thought the comedy hour was horrible, but then again, it was totally in the vein of the old 70's variety shows, so I think a lot of their young fans won't get it. They shouldn't have copied the old format, they should have done something innovative. Now they've jumped the shark. However, I will now refer to him as Nick La Shave.