You're the one I really really love
Did you see Jasmine shitting bricks when John Stevens was called into her group? HA!

Ugh - the reason Paula was wearing a sling was cause she had a manicure and got an infection and they took off her fingernail. Barf-o-rama.

How funny was it when Ryan told George to go to the "Top Group" and he chose the divas. You know the other groups were like, "oh no you didn't..." Anyway - it sucks that Jennifer Hudson left, but it just proves that the only ones voting are goddam 13 year olds for Teen Martin. That fool may win the whole thing.

Next week the theme is Morrissey and John Stevens is singing, "You're the one for me Fatty." Joking, I kid, I kid.