**sorry for the jacked up blog---my fault. I fixed it...

Mother's Day part one
With Mother's Day coming - Thanks to my cousin - I realized that I haven't done a Grandma blog in so long.

So my Grandma comes over every week to help me take care of the baby. I like it because I actually get to have adult human conversations and interactions. Course sometimes, she just confuses me more....believe it or not, she does not do drugs....

Me: So I can't believe how easy my pregnancy was. I'm very lucky.

Gram: Yes, not like the old days.

Me: Even tho I was against it, I'm glad I got the epidural - drugs can be really good sometimes.

Gram: People love marijuana.

Me: What?

Gram: It's very popular.

Me: What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking drugs as in the EPIDURAL, not marijuana for God's sakes!

Gram: Oh. Well, I hear people smoke marijuana for medical reasons.

Me: No shit, but we are talking about babies, are we not? God, what are you and Gramps doing on the weekends listening to Bob Marley and smokin' some doob?

Gram: I don't know what that means, but it sounds funny.

Me: I think you're high right now.