jambon

Ok, my kid is a vegetarian. He is, because I SAID SO. To try and expand his palate, today I opened a jar of "ham and apples," good lord did that look gross, but I tried it out. His face said it all, and the stench made me want to lose my lunch.

So I tossed it and went back to the green beans. Still, he smelled like ham. So I looked him in the eye (like he can understand me) and I said, "Yuck, don't breathe on me with your ham breath." What does he do, go right up to my face and SIGH loudly. Gross. It's hard to reason with a 9 month old.