seat BELT
Today I drove over to my Grandm's house. She got in the car and was so engrossed in talking to the baby, she didn't put her seatbelt on. I asked her twice. On the third time...
Me: "Gram, you better put your seatbelt on.
(nothing.)
Me: "HELLO?"
Gram: "Just drive, I'll be fine."
Me: "Are you nuts, I'm not gonna be responsible for your injuries."
Gram: "Alright, but I don't have insurance, so there's no point in trying to kill me."
What the hell does that mean? Maybe she's still angry about the fact that I threatened to punch her in the face if she didn't stop talking about egg salad after an hour straight. Oh well. I'm sure she's called Elder Abuse on me already.
Me: "Gram, you better put your seatbelt on.
(nothing.)
Me: "HELLO?"
Gram: "Just drive, I'll be fine."
Me: "Are you nuts, I'm not gonna be responsible for your injuries."
Gram: "Alright, but I don't have insurance, so there's no point in trying to kill me."
What the hell does that mean? Maybe she's still angry about the fact that I threatened to punch her in the face if she didn't stop talking about egg salad after an hour straight. Oh well. I'm sure she's called Elder Abuse on me already.
5 Comments:
Your grandma sounds like a real card.
This was a hilarious story! =)
You guys sound kinda like Edith and Archie Bunker! Ha ha!
Okay so this is off-topic...but I was just reading your wonderous recipe for the cherry ice cream sandwiches....which is really quite enticing. But in the page you wrote, "I made a batch of chocolate wafers." But, um, I'm a dufus. How do'ya make 'em? They look scrumptious!!!!!
Hey, at least she didn't weild that wicked looking envelope opener at you. I'm telling you, I would hurt myself with that thing!
-kat
the chocolate wafer post is coming up...stay tuned..
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