I used all my sick days, so I called in DEAD.
I have known this one co-worker of mine for over 8 years. We worked on every project together, when something was wrong with him, they took me aside to find out what was wrong. When I had issues, they hunted him down to see what was wrong with me. So we're pretty tight.
He went missing for a few days last week, and even though I don't work there anymore, the calls still came. I remember him telling me that if he ever didn't show up to work (cause he works 70 hour weeks) that I should go and see if he's dead on the floor at home, since he lives alone. So when people started calling ME - asking where he was? Well...
Luckily he called me back right away. I really wasn't in the mood to go pick up a dead body yesterday. Today? Maybe.
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He went missing for a few days last week, and even though I don't work there anymore, the calls still came. I remember him telling me that if he ever didn't show up to work (cause he works 70 hour weeks) that I should go and see if he's dead on the floor at home, since he lives alone. So when people started calling ME - asking where he was? Well...
Luckily he called me back right away. I really wasn't in the mood to go pick up a dead body yesterday. Today? Maybe.
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This is so morbidly funny.
A friend of mine lives in a 36 floor condo building -- and she said that a fellow resident once passed away in the stairway area. Since people used the elevator more frequently, they didn't find his body FOR DAYS. EW.
EW.
If he works 70 hour weeks, he is already dead.
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