Edina: "Inside of me, sweetie, there is a thin person just screaming to get out."
Mother: "Just the one, dear?"
Jenn: "I feel like eating a donut."
O.G: "Did you see that Times article about how you're NOT supposed to gain a lot of weight when you're pregnant?"
*hands me the article out of the trash*
Jenn: "FIRST OF ALL, the people in this article are 560 pounds! That's like five times what I weigh, HELLO."
O.G.: "Well, I'm just saying."
Jenn: "Screw you, I'm getting a donut."
O.G: "Oh dear."