Edina: “Soon I'll be bendy like Madonna, darling. Then I'll be able to kiss my own ass from both directions.”

I need to do some crunches or something. My ass is killing me. I don't remember how I was able to sit at work all day long and not feel so restless. I started my morning yoga again, but I think it's too little too late.

Two of my friends are also having babies - each of us a month apart. We recently all were at a party where someone told us that from behind none of us looks pregnant. Could this be because we are all carrying boys? Who knows.

All I know is, I get lots o' double takes on the street. People look at me and then when I turn around they look again like, "Whoa, that chick is pregnant."

In two months I'll have my own body back, yay! Oh and another Kid. Yeah, that too.
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