You stupid girl
I ran into a stupid girl last week. Actually I already knew this stupid girl from before. Guess what. She's still stupid.
Jenn: "...well, this is my SECOND Kid."
StupidGirl: "Oh! You're pregnant?"
Ok, STOP. (No she was not just saying that.) First of all, if you can't tell I'm pregnant, that just means that you think I always look this fat, so screw you. I'm not thin and gorgeous, but I usually look better than this, goddamit.
Jenn: "I'm due in December."
StupidGirl: "Of this year?"
Now, how badly did I want to say, "NO, of next year, because I have one of those rare 15 month pregnancies as opposed to the normal 9 month ones."
At this point in the conversation I was over it. Goodbye Stupid Girl. Let's talk again sometime when I feel like having another stupid conversation.
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Jenn: "...well, this is my SECOND Kid."
StupidGirl: "Oh! You're pregnant?"
Ok, STOP. (No she was not just saying that.) First of all, if you can't tell I'm pregnant, that just means that you think I always look this fat, so screw you. I'm not thin and gorgeous, but I usually look better than this, goddamit.
Jenn: "I'm due in December."
StupidGirl: "Of this year?"
Now, how badly did I want to say, "NO, of next year, because I have one of those rare 15 month pregnancies as opposed to the normal 9 month ones."
At this point in the conversation I was over it. Goodbye Stupid Girl. Let's talk again sometime when I feel like having another stupid conversation.
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6 Comments:
Oy.
Heee!
I know a girl who named her daughter Candice. Her last name was Graham. I mentioned it to her once....tried to explain it....gave up...
-kat
LOL!!!!
OH...MY...GOD.
It's like the pregnancy in Gone With The Wind, if you pay attention to the novel it lasts something like 14 months.
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