These are minor, but important changes...
never get angry at the stupid people
My husband stays up all night with me for every feeding of the baby. That's love, right there. It's nice to have someone just sit and keep you company at 3am. You feel less 'alone', when the kid is depending on you and you alone for nutrition.
For these all-nighters I also get to watch what I WANT to watch, i.e. not football or anime. Thank god. I think it's just so he can close his eyes and hope I won't notice. Anyway, the outcome is hours and hours of food network on tivo.
Sometimes though, I run out of shows and am forced to watch the woman I hate most - Rachel Ray. Good lord. Why don't I like her? Well, here's an example - let me give you her brilliant "recipe" for ice cream. Shiieeet. Can you imagine her recipe for fried chicken? "Drive to KFC. Order."
Someone needs to give ME a book deal.
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For these all-nighters I also get to watch what I WANT to watch, i.e. not football or anime. Thank god. I think it's just so he can close his eyes and hope I won't notice. Anyway, the outcome is hours and hours of food network on tivo.
Sometimes though, I run out of shows and am forced to watch the woman I hate most - Rachel Ray. Good lord. Why don't I like her? Well, here's an example - let me give you her brilliant "recipe" for ice cream. Shiieeet. Can you imagine her recipe for fried chicken? "Drive to KFC. Order."
Someone needs to give ME a book deal.
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Wait a minute, that's MY recipe for ice cream! Damn that Rachel Ray.
that's too funny! rachel ray is a hated tv personality in our house too! she drives me nuts. why say "e.v.o.o." if you're going to say "extra virgin olive oil" right after it....every time you say it!! you're making more work for yourself....not less!!
I sooooo Hate Rachel Ray too.
Ugh she is the worst.
that is so ridiculous! she really must be destroyed. ugh!
What a nice hubby!
I don't cook and I don't know much about Rachel Ray, but boy does she sound annoying! And damn, I can make that ice cream and don't even need to follow a recipe!
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I can actually see how cute she can be when she isn't irritating you to death. But mostley she bugs me too.
-kat
Nice icecream "recipe." She's so annoying!
I dunno, but I totally dig Rachel Ray. In fact, I just got her autograph this past Sunday at Barnes Nobles at the Grove. C'mon, there are WAY more annoying TV personalities than RayRay.
What cracks me up is that some people actually posted reviews of the "recipe". One said it was too sweet. I guess the recipe adjustment would be buying a different brand? hehe
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