Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Let's get this straight. I don't watch 24. The only Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland I can appreciate, was either back in the Young Guns days or 'death by stereo' days.
Even though I don't watch it, this "60 things about Jack Bauer" totally rocks the house. (As Dwight would say. And as I will continue to say, now and forever.)
This post is all for my buddy Mr. Anderson. Cause "when life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade."