When I look back upon my life,
it's always with a sense of shame
FEH. I am a horrible mother. Just so you know.
One. I taught my Kid to do the 'robot' and force him to do it on command just to amuse the hell out of myself.
Two. The Kid wanted to watch the Wiggles but I made him wait til I watched the last 10 minutes of "Flavor of Love." My god it's like a trainwreck, I can't look away.
Three. While I had my back turned, the Kid proceeded to fill his entire mouth with every bit of his sandwich. When I turned around his eyes were bugging out. He was choking and couldn't breathe. As I screamed - I hit him on the back, and the sandwich dislodged along with a big ol' spew of vomit. Suddenly the Kid thinks he's Mama Cass .
Before child services scoops him up, I decided to show him how much I love him by making him M&M cookies. Turns out he could care less and would rather just take the M&M's, leave the cookie. Ungrateful.
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One. I taught my Kid to do the 'robot' and force him to do it on command just to amuse the hell out of myself.
Two. The Kid wanted to watch the Wiggles but I made him wait til I watched the last 10 minutes of "Flavor of Love." My god it's like a trainwreck, I can't look away.
Three. While I had my back turned, the Kid proceeded to fill his entire mouth with every bit of his sandwich. When I turned around his eyes were bugging out. He was choking and couldn't breathe. As I screamed - I hit him on the back, and the sandwich dislodged along with a big ol' spew of vomit. Suddenly the Kid thinks he's Mama Cass .
Before child services scoops him up, I decided to show him how much I love him by making him M&M cookies. Turns out he could care less and would rather just take the M&M's, leave the cookie. Ungrateful..
8 Comments:
Kid can do the Robot? COOL!!!!
How funny! I make Henry do the robot all the time too.
I have to admit that I do it at times too. Usually when I'm drunk or tired. Or both.
FEH You are NOT a bad mother. FEH
I'm always the one doing the robot around here but I think it would be much more entertaining to see Alec doing that. Thanks, Jenn.
Ohhhh! Teach me how to do the robot too!
Technically, I don't think saving the Kid from choking to death on a sandwich counts as being a bad mother.
Robot??? Awesome! I think you should teach him to the centipede, capture that on video and post it for us. :)
I was thinking video too, especially after he learns The Running Man and the Cabbage Patch!
I just noticed #4. I called my kid 'ungrateful.'
*sigh*
There's no hope for me.
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