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Get this, I have not been to Target in TWO weeks! Is that something?? Sure I have more money, but it also means my children are not clean or well fed. Oh well. So today I pulled up my bootstraps and headed in.
Despite the idiot checker who banged my crap around, thus punching a whole in my milk, thus leaking in the bag, thus leaking in my car, thus leaking on my carpet, thus leaking on my kitchen floor, I still remained in good spirits from my Target high.
I got out of there with ELEVEN bags, stuffed to the rim, and it was all $103. Not bad, really. Toilet paper, milk (half a jug now, dammit), snacks for school, yogurt for breakfast, bathroom cleaner, it was all necessity. Except for these things:
Then again, who doesn't need matching Glow in the Dark Skeleton hoodies, mini Oreos and big bag of fake teeth? I think that's necessity...The Oreos and fake teeth are for school goodie bags, and obviously, the hoodies are for the kids and not for me. But don't think I didn't try to go look for one my size. I guess I can use the fake teeth myself. Phooey.
Despite the idiot checker who banged my crap around, thus punching a whole in my milk, thus leaking in the bag, thus leaking in my car, thus leaking on my carpet, thus leaking on my kitchen floor, I still remained in good spirits from my Target high.
I got out of there with ELEVEN bags, stuffed to the rim, and it was all $103. Not bad, really. Toilet paper, milk (half a jug now, dammit), snacks for school, yogurt for breakfast, bathroom cleaner, it was all necessity. Except for these things:
Then again, who doesn't need matching Glow in the Dark Skeleton hoodies, mini Oreos and big bag of fake teeth? I think that's necessity...The Oreos and fake teeth are for school goodie bags, and obviously, the hoodies are for the kids and not for me. But don't think I didn't try to go look for one my size. I guess I can use the fake teeth myself. Phooey.
8 Comments:
OMG, those hoodies are DOPE.
More than makes up for the milk thing.
The hoodies are great, but I see more potential in the multicolored teeth. Much potential...
I'm sure you can find an adult sized skeleton hoodie if you look hard enough - have you tried Hot Topic?
I think skeleton hoodies are definitely a necessity.
I didn't see those hoodies in my Target, we need them. I am going to the bigger target tomorrow!!!!
Those are sweet hoodies. I wonder if the white ink on them glow in the dark??
If you're in a skeleton mood and want something for yourself, Old Navy has black full length aprons with skeleton bones imprinted on it for $15. I'm just waiting for their last minute blowout sale.
Now I don't feel bad for leaving the house for bacon and returning with bacon and plastic dollar swords.
Except I don't have any young children for an excuse.
I so want one of those aprons Darlene mentioned.
Fun!
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