"Happy birthday Jesus. Hope you like crap."

As we drive past the holiday lawn ornaments in the neighborhood, the Kid and I have this argument every night:

Kid: "Mommy, there's ZURG!"
Jenn: "No, that's Jesus."
Kid: "No it's not, it's ZURG!"

Jesus:



Zurg from Toy Story:



Who knows, maybe he's in there. Even I am confused at this point.