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O.G. went to the market and saw 'Earthquake Kits' for sale. She complained about their contents and I told her, "You realize...those are for CHILDREN to keep at school in case of an emergency??" Her response: "Ohhh. No wonder. I was thinking, why would anyone want to sit around eating raisins during an earthquake?" Good. Lord.

I told her I'd take her to the market to build her own earthquake kit and when I asked her what SHE would put in it, of course the answer was chocolate.

'Course the last time we had a major earthquake she ended up under the table. Yes - there are pictures because I am the best Grand-daughter ever. (Not really.)